Ooh that’s funny, now go get a sense of humour (fucking chavs)

This week has been generally boring hence the absence of articles, but still my life was enhanced by exciting arguments with stupid people who can’t think of rational explanations for their crappy insults.

Insults actually don’t have any effect on me anymore, because Britain’s intelligence has been lowered to such a pathetic level that people can’t even hurt each other’s feeling properly anymore.

Me, glynn, tom and Chris were up at the school doing some street when this loser called shay and his beaver-faced friend decided to start kicking Toms board around, then they served a ball at me, Chris and another at me so Tom grabbed his tennis ball and ran off with it.

Shay took Chris’s shoes and wouldn’t give them back until tom gave the ball back so he gave the ball back and then started telling us to give the other one back, it quite obviously wasn’t his since it was there before he even got there and he hadn’t noticed it or even touched it until glynn picked it up.

After a bit of arguing shays mum came and started having a go at us and then when glynn piped up with ‘ I’ll smash your glasses into your eyes’ his mum came over and started saying that she would report us to the headmaster ‘ oh for fucks sake’ is all that glynn could reply with so she started shouting because he swore, then she said ‘ you have no reason to swear at me you cocky little shit I haven’t once sworn at you’ at this point I started laughing because the stupid chav-mum has been swearing all her life so didn’t even notice that she swore whilst being angry about someone swearing at her.

Then she got going at me because I laughed and was questioning me about why its ok to speak to an adult like that and the conversation went a little like this:

Chav-mum: You can’t speak to an adult like that!

Me: Why not?

Chav-mum: Because I’m an adult

Me: there isn’t any difference between arguing to an adult and a child of my age, people automatically assume that adults are more intelligent and have authority over children, yes for some reason adults have been deemed more powerful than children but the individual adults like you are actually very far below us because hypocritical chav-mums are given power and have no idea of what to do with their life

Chav-mum: don’t call me hippo-thingy…

Me: this is exactly what I mean, hypocritical means saying one thing but acting in a contradictory manner

Chav-mum: …

And I think I proved my point to her even though her tom-dick sized brain couldn’t take it in. At least I left her speechless which is the effect I like to make on people who I argue with.

Back to how awesome i am