Calm Down

Calm Down 

Oooh I’m annoyed, my friends get so stressed about tiny things.

For example I came to school and glynn started going on saying that he can do a rock fakie to sex change.  So I just said ‘ no you can’t’ a perfectly reasonable and understandable comment considering glynn can’t rock fakie anyway. He got so stressy and started having a go at me saying that I always say I’m the best at skating, I said ‘ when have I said that I’m the best?’  So he replied with ‘I dunno but it’s like so obvious though’.

C’mon glynn even you can do a better come back than that, if in his mind he’s dwelling on the point of me being the best skater then he probably thinks I’m the best. Only someone as competitive as glynn can actually care about who’s the best so badly. And then all the other come along and join in with the same argument as glynn and in my mind it’s just the same question over and over again ‘have they ever actually beaten me in an argument individually?’ meanwhile the one-sided argument wasn’t really getting anywhere but somehow they had managed to get onto the subject of my heelflips. Glynn said ‘you think they’re so brilliant and that that makes you better than us’ yet again glynn’s argument sucks. I have never said that my heelflips make me better than anyone, I do think that heelflips are brilliant because they’re my first proper flip trick and I’m happy that I learnt a new trick. Glynn’s obviously jealous because he can’t do any decent tricks, yes I am aware that I’m insulting glynn and that’s because he’s a cocky shitface. As for Tom, the racist, fox hunting supporting, shit skater twat tom, well hes just a general prick. No sense of morality and he values life, but racism just gets my blood boiling.

I hate it, you can expect articles on racism, because I feel very strongly about racism. AND SEXISM! AND STEROTYPES!

 

 

 

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